Posted by: YWB | June 16, 2010

Funny Family II


It was 11am, my 16 years old cousin (in Pakistan) had a day off from school so she was sleeping in. My khala had to go to a funeral so she locked the door from outside and left. Few minutes later two young guys broke into their house, checked all the rooms, closets, drawers and found 1700,000 rps worth of jewelleryΒ in my khala’s dresser. She keeps all her gold jewellery at home smack and being fond of jewellery she had all the latest design and fashion.

Anyways, the funny part was the conversation my cousin had with robbers.

They entered her room with a bang. They put the gun on her head Hunterand asked for the money and jewellery.

Cousin: Uncle money is in the bank and jewellery is in my mom’s dresser.

Robber: and where is you khala who came from UK?

Cousin: She went back.

Robber: and how about your younger brother when is he coming from school? AeQue

Cousin: 2pm

Robbers (to each other): lets tie her before we go. Fatee and Daagh

Cousin: Uncle please please don’t tie me. bummer

Robber: FINE, put your blanket over your head and cover your face. Β (2nd robber puts the blanket and covered her face)

Cousin (from under the blanket): Uncle mera saans band ho raha hai, I cant breath 😦

Robber: hmmm Ok fine Vivo uncover your face.

2nd Robber: HmmmmachaΒ Behta go back to sleep shabash …. and dont tell anyone about us….

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Pakistani robber unkils are so nice P@GL!

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Responses

  1. This is not funny if they ran away with 1700,000 rps of jewellery. And secondly i think you 16yr old cousin is lucky they usually kill everyone so that they cant be identified. Is your cousin from Karachi?

  2. lol lol lol

  3. i know Arslan…its not she was very lucky that they didnt harm her in anyway… no she is not from karachi… it happened in Kashmir….

    Palwasha πŸ˜›
    thanks for dropping by and leaving your marks πŸ™‚

  4. hahahaha πŸ˜€ poor khala of yours.. πŸ˜€

  5. LOLZ…my goodness such sweet robbers but robbers robbers…they had to do their job so they did… πŸ˜€

  6. are you serious?! Emoticons were so cute :p

  7. Shagufta i know 😦 she was very sad and few weeks later she started making fun of it herself πŸ˜›

    Capture Universe: i know thats wat we were saying … bohat hi shareef aur caring choor tay :p LOL

    Raheel: yep very serious… 😐

  8. lol don’t you spend too much time finding right emotes for you post?:D

  9. but thank God your cousin was safe..
    LOL @ ‘CARING’ chor!
    πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  10. I am going to show this particular post to your aunt who has just lost 1700K belongings. Let’s see whether she enjoys this ‘cute’ funny family thing πŸ˜›

  11. Tauqeer lol NO i plan everything at night wen i am sleeping which emotion gona go where πŸ˜‰

    Shagufta yeh shukar Allah ka πŸ™‚

    Tanzeel lol well the thing is everyone is making fun of it… though it was a huge loss for khala but even she makes fun of it….
    thanks for coming bck πŸ˜€

    the other day my khala was at nano’s house and she was getting ready to go home when mamo was like ‘baji aab keya jaldi hai ghar janay ki sari jewellery tu chali gai hai ab aram say beht jahin’

    and my khala was lik ab 1 week main yahan hi rahon gi πŸ˜›

  12. this is not at all funny….

  13. loOooOoOOool πŸ˜› itney funny style say chori πŸ˜› ahahah

  14. SoulStirrer I know 😐 but it happened last month ….we got over it

    Naveed: yeh…probably it was their first time so didnt know abt professionalism πŸ˜‰

  15. It’s not actually supposed to be funny.
    But it IS! πŸ˜› The robbers were.. LOL! πŸ˜›

  16. LOL @ unkils!
    Hahahhahaha! πŸ˜›


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